An Acquired Taste

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

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Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

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The Lingering Scent Of Disappointment

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The Lingering Scent Of Disappointment

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Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

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Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

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Don't Be A Cunt

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Don't Be A Cunt

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You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

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You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

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My Last Fuck Oh Look It’s On Fire

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My Last Fuck Oh Look It’s On Fire

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Hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epoured vegan wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Clean burning. Cruelty free. Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper.

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Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper.

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But not too long, there's money to be made. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e300ml scented candle. Hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epoured vegan wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Clean burning. Cruelty free. Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Have A Nice Poo

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Have A Nice Poo

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Less Nagging More Gagging

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Less Nagging More Gagging

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A subtle message can go a long way. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e300ml scented candle. Hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epoured vegan wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Clean burning. Cruelty free. Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop

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A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop

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Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2021-03-09T22:36:31+00:00","created_at":"2021-03-09T19:51:08+00:00","vendor":"CANDLOLS","type":"","tags":[],"price":2400,"price_min":2400,"price_max":2400,"available":true,"price_varies":false,"compare_at_price":null,"compare_at_price_min":0,"compare_at_price_max":0,"compare_at_price_varies":false,"variants":[{"id":39331900752062,"title":"Fresh Linen","option1":"Fresh Linen","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop - Fresh Linen","public_title":"Fresh Linen","options":["Fresh Linen"],"price":2400,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]},{"id":39331900784830,"title":"Fresh Roses","option1":"Fresh Roses","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop - Fresh Roses","public_title":"Fresh Roses","options":["Fresh Roses"],"price":2400,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":null,"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]},{"id":39424647069886,"title":"Lime, Basil \u0026 Mandarin","option1":"Lime, Basil \u0026 Mandarin","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop - Lime, Basil \u0026 Mandarin","public_title":"Lime, Basil \u0026 Mandarin","options":["Lime, Basil \u0026 Mandarin"],"price":2400,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]},{"id":39796627865790,"title":"Black Pomegranate","option1":"Black Pomegranate","option2":null,"option3":null,"sku":"","requires_shipping":true,"taxable":false,"featured_image":null,"available":true,"name":"A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop - Black Pomegranate","public_title":"Black Pomegranate","options":["Black Pomegranate"],"price":2400,"weight":0,"compare_at_price":null,"inventory_management":"shopify","barcode":"","requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_allocations":[]}],"images":["\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.jpg?v=1619554868","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestopFlame.jpg?v=1619554868","\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.png?v=1637601930"],"featured_image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.jpg?v=1619554868","options":["Scent"],"media":[{"alt":null,"id":20716738347198,"position":1,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"width":1000,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.jpg?v=1619554868"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.jpg?v=1619554868","width":1000},{"alt":null,"id":20716738314430,"position":2,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"width":1000,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestopFlame.jpg?v=1619554868"},"aspect_ratio":1.0,"height":1000,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestopFlame.jpg?v=1619554868","width":1000},{"alt":null,"id":22730393944254,"position":3,"preview_image":{"aspect_ratio":1.28,"height":3456,"width":4425,"src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.png?v=1637601930"},"aspect_ratio":1.28,"height":3456,"media_type":"image","src":"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0530\/9828\/3198\/products\/ATributeToTheMoneyIBurnedOnGamestop.png?v=1637601930","width":4425}],"requires_selling_plan":false,"selling_plan_groups":[],"content":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReddit is a great source for trading tips, Wall Street Bets told us this candle smells like a good investment. This is not financial advice. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e300ml scented candle. Hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epoured vegan wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Clean burning. Cruelty free. Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

Picanté Please

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Picanté Please

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A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Bitcoin

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A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Bitcoin

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Hand \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003epoured vegan wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e. Clean burning. Cruelty free. Made in Great Britain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}

If You Can’t Take a Joke Get Out Of My House

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If You Can’t Take a Joke Get Out Of My House

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The Candle Elton Sang About

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The Candle Elton Sang About

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I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

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I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

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Light In The Event Of a Posh Wank

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Light In The Event Of a Posh Wank

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