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An Acquired Taste

The Lingering Scent Of Disappointment

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

Don't Be A Cunt

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper.

My Last Fuck Oh Look It’s On Fire

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop

Less Nagging More Gagging

Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

If You Can’t Take a Joke Get Out Of My House

I Hate Everyone Stupid cunts

Light In The Event Of a Posh Wank

Picanté Please

You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

Have A Nice Poo

Smells Like a Fuckboy

Sorry For The Burning Sensation

Smells Like Big Foots Dick

The Candle Elton Sang About

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Tesla

I Hate You The Least

Due To Debauchery One Body Per Bathroom At a Time

Happy Birthday Bellend

I Like The Way You Work It

Happy Birthday Sugartits

Pet Fire

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Bitcoin

Merde!

Morning Wood

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal

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