For Him

I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper

You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

Could've Been Professional But I Hurt My Knee

Fucking Fabulous

Thank You For Funding My Lifestyle

The Lingering Scent Of Disappointment

There's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With

Sorry I'm Late

A Reminder Of How Hot You Are

I'm Nicer When I Like My Outfit