Rude Candles
These are the candles we can't put in the window. Proper scented candles, Soft Geranium, mineral blend wax, poured in the UK, with labels that get straight to the point. Some are slightly rude. Some are extremely rude. All of them smell considerably nicer than the language suggests.
They make good gifts for people who'd be disappointed by flowers. Birthdays, break-ups, leaving dos, or the friend who has everything except manners. If the recipient is easily offended, may we suggest something gentler from the full collection. If they're not, you're in the right place. Want their name on it? Personalise one.