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A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Bitcoin

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on GameStop

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Tesla

Be Savage Not Average

Be Your Own Sugar Daddy

Believe In Your Fucking Self

Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

Boss Bitch

CEO In The Making

Could've Been Professional But I Hurt My Knee

Don't Be A Cunt

Don't Get Bitter Get Better

Due To Debauchery One Body Per Bathroom At a Time

Goal Digger

Happy Birthday Bellend

Happy Birthday Sugartits

Have A Nice Poo

I Am The Light Of Your Life

I Hate Everyone Stupid cunts

I Hate You The Least

I Like The Way You Work It

I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To

I'm Kind Of A Big Deal

If You Can’t Take a Joke Get Out Of My House

Less Nagging More Gagging

Let That Shit Go

Light In The Event Of a Posh Wank

Merde!

Morning Wood

My Favourite Position Is CEO

My Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me

My Last Fuck Oh Look It’s On Fire

Pet Fire

Picanté Please

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

Please Leave By 9pm

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper.

Smells Like a Fuckboy

Smells Like Big Foots Dick

Sorry For The Burning Sensation

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