Products

A Reminder of How Hot You Are

A Tribute To The Money I Burned on Bitcoin

Be Savage Not Average

Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

Burning Through My Inheritance

Could've Been Professional But I Hurt My Knee

Don't Be A Cunt

Happy Birthday Sugartits

Happy Wife Happy Life

Have A Nice Poo

I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To

I'm Not Liquid Right Now

Less Nagging More Gagging

My Favourite Position Is CEO

My Ideal Weight Is Brad Pitt On Top Of Me

My Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me

My Last Fuck Oh Look It’s On Fire

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

Please Leave By 9pm

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper

Santa Doesn't Believe In You Either

Santa Knows You've Been A Knob

Sorry I'm Late

Thank You For Funding My Lifestyle

The Candle Elton Sang About

The Lingering Scent Of Disappointment

The Sweet Smell Of Success

There's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With

These Are Some High-End Gays

Too Old for Dicaprio

Trophy Wife

You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

You're On The Naughty List

Your Members Club Or Mine?

You’ve Done A Great Job Raising Your Children And Husband