For Her

Better To Be Full Of Wine Than Full Of Shit

My Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me

I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To

Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper

You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome

You’ve Done A Great Job Raising Your Children And Husband

A Reminder of How Hot You Are

My Favourite Position Is CEO

Happy Birthday Sugartits

Trophy Wife

Less Nagging More Gagging

There's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With

Too Old for Dicaprio

Sorry I'm Late